Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Alito and strip-searching 10yo girls for drugs

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A coalition of liberal groups has aired a TV ad against Judge Samuel Alito, saying that he "would have upheld the strip-search of a 10-year-old girl." The claim arises from Alito's dissenting opinion in the case of Doe v. Groody [PDF] in the 3rd Circuit Court of Appeals. I decided to take a look myself into the original text at issue; both the majority opinion and the dissent are available on the Internet. The whole thing is only 20 pages of nice, friendly large type in two-column format.

First off, let me lay the standard boilerplate disclaimer on you: I am not a lawyer, I do not pretend to be a lawyer, I don't even play one on TV. In fact, I didn't even take any pre-law courses in college, much less the LSAT. It therefore stands to reason that the following in no way constitutes legal advice, and should not be relied upon by anyone as such. Having said that, I did three years of model legislature in high school, and I'm generally a pretty perspicacious fella.

The case of Doe v. Groody arises from a search made of "John Doe" by police in Pennsylvania, including Officer Groody. John Doe was a suspected methamphetamine dealer. The police sought a search warrant for John Doe, his home and car, and any other occupants at the time of the search, based on a duly sworn written affidavit filed with the application for the search warrant. So far, so good. Trouble is, when the police officers filled out the actual warrant for the judge to sign, they only specified searching John Doe, his house, and his car — not any other occupants. The officers then went to John Doe's home, where he, his wife "Jane," and their 10yo daughter "Mary" were the only occupants. A female officer took Jane and Mary to the upstairs bathroom and searched them, including asking them to lift their shirts away from their bodies and then drop their pants. At no time was young Mary Doe naked, nor was she in her underwear except in the company of her mother and a female officer.

The legal issues in the case are much less "sexy" than "strip-search" and "drugs" might suggest. I'll try to summarize the facts of the case as concisely as possible.

First, a few excerpts from the affidavit the police filed in support of the warrant:

[¶17] The search should also include all occupants of the residence as the information developed shows that [John Doe] has frequent visitors that purchase methamphetamine. These persons may be on the premises at the time of the execution of the search warrant and may attempt to conceal controlled substances on their persons.
...
[¶20] This application seeks permission to search all occupants of the residence and their belongings to prevent the removal, concealment, or destruction of any evidence requested in this warrant. It is the experience of your coaffiants that drug dealers often attempt to do so when faced with impending apprehension and may give such evidence to persons who do not actually reside or own/rent the premises. This is done to prevent the discovery of said items in hopes that said persons will not be subject to search when police arrive.
...
[¶21] As a result of the information developed, your affiant requests that a search warrant ... be issued for ... the residence of [John Doe] and all occupants therein.
The search warrant itself looked something like this:
SEARCH WARRANT AND AFFIDAVIT

blah blah blah ... boilerplate legalese ... yada yada yada
ITEMS TO BE SEARCHED FOR AND SEIZEDcrystal meth, paraphernalia, money, records, weapons, [specific listing]
SPECIFIC DESCRIPTION OF PREMISES AND/OR PERSONS TO BE SEARCHEDresidence/office at 1234 Somewhere Street, Anytown, PA, [description of the house and the vehicle]; John Doe, [race, sex, date of birth, hair and eye color, Social Security Number]
DATE OF VIOLATIONSlast Tuesday; see attached affidavit
PROBABLE CAUSE BELIEF IS BASED UPON THE FOLLOWING FACTS AND CIRCUMSTANCESLike, we totally saw some stuff, and like, we fer shure think the dude is hella dealing crystal meth; see attached affidavit
RESULTS OF SEARCH[filled in after serving the warrant]
The salient point is that the date and the probable cause specifically refer to the affidavit, thus incorporating it by reference in those categories. However, the specific description of the premises and/or person(s) to be searched does not explicitly refer to the affidavit.

The Fourth Amendment is at the center of the dispute. It says:
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
The majority, Judges Ambro and Chertoff, held that the warrant did not on its face authorize the searching of "all occupants," and in fact the affidavit did not even provide probable cause for searching Jane and Mary Doe — it might have provided probable cause to search you or me or anyone else who happened to be there, but not the residents of the home other than John Doe. The Supreme Court has ruled that a search warrant for a building does not automatically confer authority to search all persons inside. The Supreme Court has specifically rejected the line of reasoning that the others present might conceal evidence as a justification for searching someone not specifically named in the warrant.

The turning point of the majority decision is this [emphasis in the original]:
What is significant is that the officers can point to no precedent that allowed an unincorporated affidavit to expand a search warrant. Although there are decisions that allow unincorporated affidavits to clarify or narrow overbroad warrants, we have explained at considerable length why these are a totally different matter. This is not an arcane or legalistic distinction, but a difference that goes to the heart of the constitutional requirement that judges, and not police, authorize warrants. An officer may reasonably rely on a magistrate’s approval of an overbroad warrant because the officer normally should not be penalized for the magistrate’s mistake. See Massachusetts v. Sheppard, 468 U.S. 981, 990 (1984); U.S. v. Ninety-Two Thousand Four Hundred Twenty-Two Dollars and Fifty Seven Cents, 307 F.3d 137, 152 (3d Cir. 2002). But there is no reasonable basis for an officer to exceed the scope of a warrant just because he asked for broader search authority in the affidavit. In the latter instance, the officer has not relied on, but has disregarded, the magistrate’s judgment. ... As [the Supreme Court] observed in the companion case to Sheppard, "a warrant may be so facially deficient — i.e., in failing to particularize the place to be searched or the things to be seized — that the executing officers canot reasonably presume it to be valid."
(Yes, in fact, I did leave the citation in just because the United States of America sued $92,422.57, per se.)

Alito's dissent focuses more narrowly on the question of whether the police officers acted in the reasonable belief that the warrant they received permitted a search of all persons present at the time the house was searched. After all, the issue the judges were deciding was not whether the search was within the scope of the warrant — technically, it clearly wasn't, no matter what Alito tried to argue — but rather whether the officers reasonably believed that the search was proper. It is clear from the officers' testimony, excerpted in the decision, that they believed the search was within the authority of the warrant signed by the judge, so the question then is simply whether that belief was reasonable. If the officers reasonably believed they were acting properly, they cannot be sued personally for the illegal search, although the county could still be sued. On the other hand, if the officers had no reasonable cause to believe they were authorized to search Jane and Mary Doe, then they can be held personally liable.

Alito focuses on the "commonsense and realistic" standard by which the Supreme Court says warrants are to be judged. The officers prepared an affidavit and application for a warrant requesting authority to search all persons present. The box on the warrant form itself for the place/person(s) to be searched did not list "all persons present," nor did it specifically incorporate the affidavit by reference, but that's simply because the box on a pre-printed form was already full to overflowing with the description of John Doe, the house, and the car — the primary targets of the search. Since the affidavit and application specified "all occupants of the residence," and the affidavit was incorporated by reference twice on the face of the warrant, and a copy of the affidavit accompanied the warrant when it was presented to the Doe family at the time of the search, the officers felt justified in their actions.

In short, had Judge Alito had the chutzpah to argue simply that the search was illegal but the officers reasonably believed that they were acting properly, and that therefore the officers have qualified immunity — the Doe family can't sue the officers personally — then I would have hailed his dissent as brilliant. The Doe family could still have sued the town and the county and the state, but not the individual officers. That is a result I would agree with, and that I think the majority of Americans would view as justice. It neither encourages police to overreach in their searches nor punishes people for honestly trying in good faith to do their job in service to their community. If officers do overreach, they still may suffer the loss of evidence obtained, but they should only be personally liable if they acted in bad faith or without due diligence.

Unfortunately, Judge Alito fell short of that result by trying to overreach himself: advancing the facially absurd argument that the warrant as issued did in fact authorize the searching of Jane and Mary Doe. In fact, the dissent begins with this much weaker argument, an argument that not only falls under its own weight but drags down with it a more just conclusion. Quoting Alito: "First, the best reading of the warrant is that it authorized the search of any persons found on the premises." [emphasis added by The Third Path] Alito then goes on to set out five points that he believes make the case that the warrant was valid as the officers believed. I will paraphrase:
  1. The cops did clearly ask permission to search all persons present.
  2. In the affidavit, the cops clearly tried to establish probable cause to search all persons present.
  3. In drafting the warrant for the judge to sign, the cops intended the warrant to permit the search of all persons present.
  4. The warrant explicitly says "see affidavit" [or words to that effect] in two places, specifically including the part about probable cause.
  5. The judge didn't make a single change to the warrant. If the judge didn't intend to grant authority that he clearly understood the police believed they were being granted, why didn't he speak up and clarify the issue?
Ironically, those five points quite clearly make the case that the officers reasonably believed that the warrant was as intended (and therefore the cops should have been granted qualified immunity), but not by the reasoning that Alito presents.

In short, my analysis of the whole decision is that Chertoff and Ambro were wrong for the right reasons, and Alito was right for the wrong reasons.

To step back to the question of the liberal attack ad, it, too, is right for the wrong reasons. The reason that Doe v. Groody gives honest patriotic Americans pause is not that Alito tried to shield honest cops from personal financial responsibility for a clerical error, but that he tried to argue that there was no clerical error.

The warrant was flawed, but it was not reasonable to expect the officers under the circumstances to notice the crucial omission. Alternately, you can argue quite cogently that the judge should have noticed the crucial omission, too, and should have written "see affidavit" on the face of the warrant with an arrow pointing to the overflowing "who/what" text box, and that therefore the judge, too, should have been personally liable, same as the cops.

The cops did a sloppy job writing the affidavit and typing up the warrant form. The judge did a sloppy job of reviewing the warrant and affidavit before signing. Chertoff and Ambro did a sloppy job of protecting the principle that Constitutional rights are serious business, and Alito did a sloppy job of protecting honest cops trying to go by the book to take a drug dealer to justice.

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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Jonesing for fake news

Hey, man, anybody seen Jon Stewart around? How 'bout that Stephen Çolbért dude? (It's Frénçh, bitçh!) Man, it's been like three weeks — no, man, I think longer than that, like maybe months; shit, man, maybe it's been years since I had me any of that fine fake news coursin' through my brain, alterin' my perspective on reality and totally making me giggle and all. Umm, what was I saying? Oh, yeah, and great correspondents like that Canajun chick, Samantha Bee, and that doofus Rob Corddry with his cute little boyfriend who pretends to be his brother "Nate" Corddry, and Ted Helms, or whatever his name is. But even worse, I've even started to forget and [gasp!] drop my vigilance with respect to the ominous threat posed to civilization by the mere existence of bears — especially grizzly bears and coal bears. I no longer have anyone with the trustigiousness to deliver the truthiness we need to protect our honey supply. Sure, I can watch Terry Moran and Fareed Zakaria and Tim Russert and all those other "journalists" delivering "facts," but where are the puns? At long last, sir, have you no indecency?

Man, I really thought we were gonna get some fresh Daily Colbert Show Report action today. We demand our Frist Ammendment right to fake news! [no, it's not a typo] Jon Colbert and Stephen Stewart are there to protect our nation's liberty, just like America's Wildest Police Videos.

Speaking of police videos, I'd better get to bed early so I can go watch the police videos that have created such a kafuffle here locally in Sanfrancalifrisco. As a duly sworn member of the press, I shall not be denied my Constitutional right to attend a free screening open to all members of the public!

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John Murtha on Nightline, AGAIN

Even news junkie that I am, I didn't catch John Murtha on Nightline in mid-2004, telling Ted Koppel, "It goes back to the planning from the very start, and this is the thing: we don't have enough people to complete this mission satisfactorily." However, tonight John Donvan returns to give John Murtha a second pass at the Nightline spotlight, now that the rest of the country is paying attention, and add the administration's early lack of response and later overreaction to the story.

[By the way, I join the people of West Virginia in hoping that somehow those coal miners are safe and that they can hold out until they are rescued. However, since I know about as much about coal mining as I do about 13th-century Romanian poetry, I will shut up about it now.]

Here is one of the top quotes, but check out the whole Murtha interview if you possibly can.

The difference between the first Bush administration and the second Bush administration is dramatic. I've talked to Republican Senators who say that Clinton talked to them more than Bush does. President Bush I had us over to the White House continuously, he'd listen to criticism, he'd listen to suggestions, and he took some suggestions, but he did what he thought was right. I don't know where this President gets his information, but obviously he's gotten an awful lot of bad information, and he hasn't vetted it against experienced people. I think they just operate differently. I've heard Republicans say they just ignore Congress completely. Congress is a hindrance to them. They don't need to pay attention to Congress. Now Congress is beginning to recognize they have oversight responsibilities, and many of the Republican members are recognizing that something has to be done about this.
"We do not expand freedom abroad, by abandoning it at home." The quote is from Edward R. Murrow, but Nightline is doing some Murrow-class journalism.

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Monday, January 02, 2006

Eavesdropping versus Wiretapping

Back in 2004, speaking about the U.S.A. P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act, Alleged President Bush said:

Any time you hear the United States government talking about wiretap, it requires — a wiretap requires a court order. Nothing has changed, by the way. When we're talking about chasing down terrorists, we're talking about getting a court order before we do so.
The Alleged President now claims that when he said "wiretap," he referred only to a roving wiretap, in which the government seeks permission to monitor all communications sent or received by a particular person in the United States, whether he uses his home phone, office phone, cellphone, or corner payphone. The warrantless eavesdropping that the Alleged President authorized was different.

Alleged President Bush authorized the NSA to monitor all communications sent or received by a particular person outside the United States, to or from people in the United States. That's just eavesdropping, apparently, not an illegal wiretap in violation of 50 USC § 1809. We get warrants to chase down terrorists, but we don't bother getting warrants to spy on innocent citizens. After all, unlimited domestic espionage is explicitly sanctioned by Article II, Section 5, of the United States Constitution:
5. Nothing in this Constitution shall ever be construed to limit the prerogatives of the President of the United States, as ordained by divine right, Praise Jesus! P.S. Please don't print this section in copies of the Constitution available for public viewing, because that would only embolden our enemies.
What could be clearer?

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Cat dials 9-1-1

A man in Columbus, Ohio, successfully trained his cat to press the emergency autodial button on his telephone, and the training may have saved his life. The Associated Press reported that Gary Rosheisen fell out of his wheelchair and was unable to reach a telephone, but his cat called 9-1-1.

In other news, President Bush has nominated Tommy the Cat to be the new director of FEMA, highlighting his swift summoning of professional assistance in contrast to the agency's recent track record.

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Blown away by the beauty of "Unpretty"

Y'all already know I have a TiVo, but sometimes I forget to fast-forward through the commercials, and every once in a while I'm glad. The commercial I'm paused on (and replaying!) right now is for a compilation music album called Slow Motion; it features slow, romantic songs, at least mostly by black artists. I have a major beef with one of the songs — "End of the Road," the misogynistic anthem for future wife-beaters by Boyz II Men; more on that later — but another of the selections inspires me with its beauty. The song is "Unpretty" by TLC. Given that I'm a white guy who grew up in über-white-bread suburban Dallas a quarter century ago, would it surprise you that TLC is not exactly the music I usually listen to?

The lyrics of "Unpretty" are exceptionally profound for popular music:

I wish I could tie you up in my shoes
Make you feel unpretty too
I was told I was beautiful
But what does that mean to you
[...]
But if you can't look inside you
Find out who am I too
Be in the position to make me feel
So damn unpretty
I'll make you feel unpretty too

Never insecure until I met you
Now I'm bein' stupid
I used to be so cute to me
Just a little bit skinny
Why do I look to all these things
To keep you happy?

Maybe get rid of you
And then I'll get back to me (hey)
The music video, a small fragment of which airs in the Slow Motion commercial, is also direct. A young woman is sitting at the computer with her boyfriend, who has called up a plastic surgery visualization program. He wants her to get a boob job; she punches in 36C, but he insists on 38DD. Sound at all like anyone you've met? If a woman isn't pretty, then 38DD breasts (or any other "female enhancement") are just going to make her "not pretty with big tits." Her sense of being pretty can't be dependent on the superficial judgments of others, it has to come from her own self-confidence.

What caught my eye most in the video, though, was a radiantly beautiful touch that few viewers would even notice: in the music video, fragments of the song are sung in ASL, American Sign Language. In the deaf world, there is such a thing as poetry, but, since deaf people can't hear rhyming sounds, their poetry is more like choreography. Another analogy would be the beautiful decorative illuminations of Arabic text you find in mosques. The signing of the song "Unpretty" is beautifully expressive, which is doubly potent since many deaf people feel disconnected from the hearing romantic world. The subtext is that being deaf is only "unpretty" if you choose to believe that it is.

Some years ago, I was active on the Pacific Center Speakers Bureau in Berkeley, California. I would go into high-school and college classes, most often a human sexuality class, and talk about what it was like to grow up gay, especially in as repressive an environment as Dallas. I was often impressed by the depth of both intellectual and sympathetic understanding the kids had for the experience of being "different," but I also several times encountered young women who saw bisexuality as a tremendous threat to their ability to hold onto their man. After all, if "my man" is a bisexual and he sees some hot guy, "How can I compete with that?"

Okay, so you have to possess your significant other and occupy absolutely 100% of his attention because otherwise he will leave you at the first opportunity. Your relationship is so fragile, and your appeal to your boyfriend is so fleeting, that you could never hold his affection against any challenge, no matter how feeble. He's nothing but a junkyard dog who will run after every bitch whose scent wafts his way.

That's the image projected by that kind of possessiveness.

The message I tried to convey to those young women was, it doesn't matter whether your "competition" is just other women or is women and men both: either your boyfriend loves you and wants to be with you, or he doesn't. If he can be lured away by the slightest temptation, then he's not worth having. If your relationship is worth anything, then it's worth something to each of you.

That brings me back around to the song I excoriated earlier, "End of the Road" by Boyz II Men. I'll let the boyz speak for themselves first:
Girl, you know we belong together
I have no time for you to be playing
With my heart like this
You’ll be mine forever baby, you just see

We belong together
And you know that I’m right
Why do you play with my head,
Why do you play with my mind?

[...]

Although we’ve come to the end of the road
Still I can’t let you go
It’s unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you
Come to the end of the road
Still I can’t let you go
It’s unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you

Girl, I know you really love me,
You just don’t realize
You’ve never been there before
It’s only your first time

Maybe I’ll forgive you, hmm
Maybe you’ll try
We should be happy together
Forever, you and I
What disgusted me most about this song when I first heard it was the parade of young women who would call the request lines on 95.8 Capital FM and gush their requests for this trash.

Look at the message of the lyrics. It isn't even thinly veiled. The singer, a smooth-talking young man, is telling his ex-girlfriend that she'd better come back to him if she knows what's good for her. At the very least, he's telling her that he knows better than she does what she is feeling. That attitude, an undercurrent through the entire song, is why I label it as the anthem of the Future Wife-Beaters of the World.

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Saturday, December 31, 2005

2005 Index by Title

The archives for this blog were recently reformatted to make them easier to peruse. You can now click on a link in the left sidebar for a whole month's worth of Third Path, listed in reverse chronological order (newest at the top), with each title linked to the full text of the article. However, if you're looking for a specific article, especially if you're not sure in which month it was written, you may find this alphabetical index more useful.

If you want to find a particular article by keyword, use the search box in the top margin and click on "Search this blog." For example, a search for "Michael Brown" would turn up the article "Another 30 days to clean out his desk," even though his name is not in the title.

My New Year's Resolution is to find something to write about under X and Z.

Jump to: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

49ers Training Video
85 years of suffrage
1805

A.I.M. for Peace
Abortion: Safe, Legal, and RARE
About the Details
Abu Ghraib: we haven't heard the end
The Acting President
Ahmadinejad refers to the Holocaust as a myth
Alito's mad-CAP adventures
Alternate Text of the Federal Marriage Amendment
Am I the first to refer to both "George Fwill" and "Jedgar Hoover"?
The amazing new Nightline
Amazing stuff on television
America the (Phrase) Book
America We Stand As One
Ann Coulter only begins to wake up
Another 30 days to clean out his desk
Another devastating hurricane on the way
Another Grieving Mother at Camp Casey
Another strike against Prop 78
Another Sunday, Another Opportunity to End the Bush Nightmare
Another Unqualified Appointee
Apparently, I'm now a porn star!
Area Codes of the World, Unite!

Back on the air Real Soon Now
¡Baila Conmigo!
Beannachtai Samhain
Beautiful promo for PBS
The best of Comedy Central's Last Laugh '05
Big Honkin' Disclaimer
The Big March
Bill Maher speaks his mind
Bill Maher takes on the Democrats
Bill Maher, live and in person
Bill O'Reilly and Coit Tower
A Black Day in Green Land?
Blame the Victim
Blogwhores
Boondocks hits its stride
The Boondocks
Bound to Happen
Brent Scowcroft
Brownie quietly shuffles back to Washington
Building consensus
Bush officials deliberately lied about Saddam's WMD
Bush on Harriet Miers
Bush's iPod
Bush's Neighbors
Bush's only possible exit strategy
but what about the Democrats?
Bye, Bye, Brownie!

The California Primary, T minus 365
California-style Recall Election for Dubya
Can a big quake bring peace to South Asia?
Can't get there from here
Canada's Political "Nuclear Option"
Canadians: we will remember
Cartoon Action Heroes
CBN coverage of diversity in school
CBN on ID in KS
Check out my even newer blog!
The Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys gave us that Statue of umm, Torture, to put in New York Harbor
Christian Telephone Company
Christians for Christ
Christmas campaigning for Canada
Christopher Hitchens on the Daily Show
Cliff's Notes on my Federal Marriage Amendment
Colbert Report
Colbert Stahling for Time
Colbert table scraps
Colbert v. Colbert Debate Transcript
Colbert's Oath of Truthiness: Wørd!
Colbert's zinger for Lou Dobbs
Colin Powell will be on the Daily Show tonight
College foo-ball silliness
Comedy Central devastated by rift between anchors
Comer es más rico
Coming up on the Magna Carta
Commercials worth watching twice
A compliment from Ahmadinejad
Confirm John Roberts
Confronting the faults of "us"
Conservatives v. Bush
Coping with TiVo guilt
Crisis Danger Opportunity Colbert

Daily Show on hiatus
Damned if he did, damned if he didn't
Danny Bonaduce is my role model
Darth Lucas and the Revenge of the Sixth
David Brooks lives in a fantasy world
DDDisney's perfect 3-D technology
The DEA can count, sort of
The death penalty
Def Leppard on Jimmy Kimmel
Defecting from Cuba
Did Bush suggest bombing Al Jazeera?
The Difference Between Bush and Clinton
Ding Dong, the Cottonnelle is Dead!
Dispatch from Paris
Do I smell a DVD?
Do spammers take Christmas off?
Don't call Bush a racist
Don't You Wanna Go with Me to God's New City?
Donation for Orphanage
Doublespeak about Harriet Miers
Dubya's new speechwriter
Dubya's version of "Accountability"
The Duration of War

The Economic Winner of the 21st Century
Election prediction
The Erasing Mace
Erasure is Coming!
Évian Flu on Nightline
Existence = Resistance

Faerie Omen Favorable For A Fab-Ulous Castro Street (or FOFFAFUCS)
Fareed and Colbert, sittin' at a desk, t-a-l-k-i-n-g
Fareed v. Fwill on Snuffaluffagus
Federal Air Marshals open fire
FEMA staffer on Nightline
Finding myself with strange (judicial) bedfellows
Footnote TV
Fort Bragg in Plain English
Full-frontage failure
Fun with Drugs on the Daily Show
Further analysis of election results

Galloway asks for perjury charges
Gay Nazis to Lesbian Feminists
George Bush's eulogy for William Rehnquist
George Carlin and Rome on HBO
Get your al Qaeda franchise now!
God bless those other countries, too
"Good Night and Good Luck"
Gov. Schwarzenegger Opposes Electoral Reform
Governor's reply about marriage bill
Graham Norton for President!
Grammar as a Secret Handshake
Great pictures from Camp Casey
The Great Threat to Heterosexual Marriage
Greetings from Texas
Gwen Araujo jury rejects "tranny panic" defense

Hanson grows up
Happy BBirthday!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Indigenous Genocide Day
Happy 雙十節
Harry Reid needs to step down
Hats Off to Deep Throat
Hazards of watching Christian tv
HBO's Rome and Dubya's America
He gave new meaning to "going out with a bang"
Heading to Washington
Here Comes the Bride
Herman Cain on CBN News
Hey, hey, ho, ho, BLANK-ism has got to go!
Hindsight: A User's Guide
How O.J. was not in double jeopardy
How would Jesus guide public policy?
Hugo Chavez on Nightline tonight!
Hydrant Adapters

I evolved for millions of years for this??
I Favor Peace and Freedom in Iraq
I feel for you, President Bush
I Have a Dream
I Pledge a Grievance to the Flag
I Pledge Allegiance to the Constitution
I want my LOGO™!
I've never been to Crawford, Texas
Imaginary Risks
The important family finds 99 french fries
Impostor
In Defense — and Criticism — of Ward Churchill
In Defense of Bill Bennett's Virtue
In Honor of the American Flag
The Industry Leader
Intense Hurricanes
Intrusiveness of Government
Iraq war resolution
Iraq's New "Reality TV"
Iraq's new constitution: not out of the sandstorm yet
Irresponsible local Republican
Irresponsible world leadership
Is bisexuality real?
Is Relying on Foreign Law Impeachable?
Is Senator Orrin Hatch illiterate?
It seems y'all like Nate Corddry
It's getting DIRE for DeLay

Jack Van Impe on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Jeb Bush is a fairy??
Jeff Gillenkirk on Joining the GOP
Jon Stewart, doin' the impossible
Judge Wapner says No on 77
Judicial Nominations and the Filibuster
Judith Miller on Nightline
Just maybe we need to get rid of Roe v. Wade
Juxtaposition

Kathleen, just give the clothes to Goodwill!!
Katrina and New Orleans
Kurt Vonnegut on the Daily Show
Kurt Vonnegut's list of "Liberal Crap"

L. Patrick Gray, Mark Felt, and Watergate
Learning from the Drudge Report
A Leftie I Can't Respect
The Legacy of the Mattachine
Legalizing Marijuana
Let me just say this about that
Let's face it, I talk a lot
Libération speaks about Katrina and Bush
A little Bill & Ted for a Tuesday afternoon
LIVE from Crawford
LIVE Presidential debate tonight!
Lords of Dogtown
Louie Gohmert has learned nothing from the wars of the 20th Century

A "Man of God" Preaching Hate and Division in New Orleans
The Mayor of Spokane
The meaning of Xmas, Boondocks style
Merry War on Christmas
Metaphors for the Bush Presidency
Michael Jackson was Acquitted
Miers withdraws
Milo Radulovich LIVE in person!
Misleading on Pre-war Intelligence
A Modest Proposal
More about Cronyism
Morgan Spurlock's "30 Days" on FX
Mr. President, will you PLEASE rotate the LA/MS NG back home?
Murder in the name of Christ
Must-see Snuffleupagus!
My assessment of George W. Bush
My Challenge to Bush's Judicial Nominees
My Challenge to Governor Arnold Schwuleficker
My finger of blame points directly at George Walker Bush
Mysterious Skin

Nancy Pelosi on Jon Stewart tonight
Narnia coming out in time for Aslanmas
New Dave Chappelle is coming!!
New Google Blog-search Tool
News Flash from Subic Bay, Derkderkistan
Next to fall on his sword: Senator Tom Coburn
NOAA Weather Alert on Katrina
Now I'm confused

Okay, what was the Japanese hosteller saying?
One more thing about Torture and Deranged Chimps
ONE more voice
One of my favorite reference sites
Ooh, baby, give me that comma!
An open letter to India and Pakistan
Open letter to John McCain
Open thread, anyone?
Oprah and the Southern racist
Oprah for President
Orhan Pamuk and Turkish sedition

A particularly clueless letter to the editor
Pat Robertson interviews John Ashcroft
PBS Frontline on "The Torture Question"
Penn & Teller Skewer "Self-Help" Workshops
"Peter Ustinov" is alive and well in the Mission District
Pit Bulls and War Plans
Pizza and Privacy
Planned outage
Please, give me a SIGN!
A political reading of Harry Potter®
Present for Nicolas Cage's Son's 18th Birthday
President Bully on Fox News
The President's A-Hole
The Price of Gasoline
Protecting the Vote for Men Only
The Punk Kid Never Cleans Up His Own Mess

Questions for John Roberts
Quite a day for fake and real news
Quite a week for The Daily Show!

Racism in America
Reading from the blog
Real Estate Bubbles, Property Taxes, Prop 13, and Edumacation
Real redistricting
Reappearance of the Desaparecidos
Reformatting the archives
Results from Ranked Choice Voting in SF
Retirement Accounts
Revenge of the Sith on DVD
"Revolutionary Conservative" is a Contradiction in Terms
Reza Pahlavi on Fareed
Robert Reich on John Roberts
Rosa Parks, a true American hero
Rumsfeld on ABC News This Week
Run (away), Arnold, run!

A Sad Day in the Forty-Hectare Wood
A Salute to Michael Schiavo
Sanda Day O'Connor for Supreme Court
SAT Analogy Question
Schwarzenegger Trembles Before Satan
Schwarzenegger's bad analogy
Scooter Libby Indicted
The secret to world peace
Senator Landrieu is part of the problem
Senator Sessions, that's just how WE feel!
Senator Stevens' Mental Health
Separation of church and science
Seriously, how about some peace in the Middle East?
SF Local Proposition Endorsements
SF local results analysis
SFChronicle on Quake Preparedness
Signs of Hope in the Waco Trib
Snake Oil in the Shopping Mall
"So Help Me God"
So who is this Alito guy?
Something odd about Manson
Sometimes it's the little things
Sommersturm
South Park takes on Scientology®
Special Election is On
Sulzberger on Charlie Rose

Ted Koppel on Preparing for Disaster
Temporary Comment Restriction
Terror Strikes
Thank you, Senator McCain
That didn't take very long at all
These nutbags think we could have WON in Vietnam
Third Path Proposition Endorsements
Thousand-year spelling gaffe
Thumbs down, not thumbs off
TiVo disaster! West Wing did not record!
Today's McLaughlin Group
Tom DeLay's Mug
Tonight's Bill Maher
"Top 10" Bush and Cheney
Torturing the Iraqi election
Transgressing Gender Conference
Truly a Remarkable International Spam
Truly Petty Theft
Turtles Can Fly
TV Ass-Clowns
Twenty-one Twelve
Two minutes silence for Armistice Day
The Two Wars of the Worlds
Two-week old quotes

U.S. Policy on Nuclear Weapons
Umm, Lynching is Bad, M'Kay?
Uncharitable Awakening
The Unintended Consequence of Laws
Unlikely Sales Prospect
Unspeakable Irony

Vice President Cheney on Nightline
The Volokh Conspiracy
Vote Yes on No!

Want to understand the world? Listen to Fareed Zakaria.
War on Christianity
Warren G. Harding
Washington Week in Podcast
Watching ranked-preference voting in action
Weirdos who want to actually COUNT the votes
Welcome Nate Corddry to the Daily Show team
Welcome, Skippy-philes
West Wing Debate
What am I talking about?
What color is your cat?
What is Rule 21?
What the { } // null set Do We Know?
What will I do with my evenings?
Where do babies come from?
Who needs a draft? We'll just KIDNAP new recruits!
Who was Stephen Biko?
Whose-bekistan?
Why Bush can never win in Iraq
Why I opposed Robert Bork
Why Pedophile Priests are Inevitable
Why was CNN stunned?
Will these bloggers ever shut up about The Colbert Report?
Wiretapping on the NewsHour
Wow, that's me!!

Yet another Corddry
"You visit illegal web sites"

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Senator Stevens' Mental Health

Ted Stevens has been a United States Senator from Alaska since LBJ was President. He is now President Pro Tempore of the Senate. The President of the Senate is Dick Cheney, but he only shows up to break tie votes. The rest of the time, the President Pro Tem either runs the show or delegates the task. But that ain't all: the President Pro Tem of the Senate is the #3 in the line of succession to the Presidency. Veep is first, of course, followed by the Speaker of the House — just like on West Wing last year — and then PPT of the Senate, followed by the Cabinet officers. That means that Ted Stevens is only three heartbeats from the Presidency, and one of those three is Dick Cheney.

There is also the fact that Ted Stevens is, by his own direct admission, mentally ill. Ted Stevens has copped publicly to being clinically depressed, and is receiving treatment for that condition. That in itself is no big deal, and certainly no disqualification for high office. What is more worrisome is his out-of-control behavior on camera, on the floor of the United States Senate and its committees. Stevens appeared to be on the brink of physical violence when committee members suggested that the testimony of oil company executives about energy policy should be given under oath. He seemed to be on the brink of a nervous breakdown when it was suggested that a bridge serving only 50 people might not be the best possible use of millions of federal highway dollars. His determination to permit oil and gas exploration in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge is beyond obsessive.

When he is facing a particularly difficult challenge on the Senate floor, Senator Stevens likes to wear a necktie with the Incredible Hulk on it. I remember a pre-schooler (brother of a friend in high school) who used to run around in his green costume, shouting, "I'm the Crebin Hulk!" Evidently, Senator Stevens is at a comparable stage of emotional development.

It is abundantly clear from Senator Stevens' recent irrational outbursts that there are very real questions as to whether he remains mentally fit for office, and most especially whether he is really the man America wants to assume the Presidency in the unlikely catastrophe that Bush, Cheney, and Hastert are all incapacitated. I think the time has come for Senator Stevens to return home and spend some quality time with his 17 children and grandchildren.

By the way, yes, I really do mean it when I say it would be a catastrophe if George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and Dennis Hastert [Pres, VP, and Speaker of the House] were all incapacitated. Much as I disapprove of all three officials, the only way they all fall at once is in a major disaster. The "collateral damage" from that disaster would be inflicted upon the American people.

And with that, I wish you all a Happy and Prosperous Old Year — all 63 minutes we have left of it!

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Friday, December 30, 2005

Judith Miller on Nightline

Former New York Times reporter Judith Miller, who went to jail for 85 days for refusing to divulge the source from whom she learned the identity of covert CIA operative Valerie Plame, gave an extensive interview on Nightline Thursday night. Judith Miller was spoon-fed stories about Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction by her close pals in the White House, giving the imprimatur of the NYTimes to the administration's empty claims. Scooter Libby, Vice President Cheney's chief of staff, told Miller about Valerie Plame as part of a deliberate smear campaign against Plame's husband, administration critic Ambassador Joseph Wilson. In spite of the fact that the revelation of Plame's identity was a crime in and of itself, and in spite of the fact that it was information that the public had zero right to know and that Libby had zero just cause to reveal, she spent 12 weeks in jail to protect her miscreant source.

Miller makes the valid point that the initial blanket waivers of confidentiality that the administration required Libby and others to issue, were not truly voluntary.

Sometimes you have to protect people who are not "whistleblowers," the classic whistleblower, in order to encourage the classic whistleblower to come forward. That's the way this business operates; that's the way we journalists operate. You can't say, "I'm only going to protect the saints, the good guys." Everybody, at one point or another, has a story that the public may need to know, and they may not be immaculate themselves — I certainly know I'm not. You have to encourage people to talk to journalists, and that means sometimes protecting people who don't pass someone else's litmus test of virtue.
But Scooter Libby, in this instance, was not just "not the classic whistleblower," he was the very antithesis of a whistleblower. He not only fails my litmus test of virtue, he fails any test of virtue. Using the press to compromise national security for strictly partisan political motives, is not virtuous. I thus do not share Judith Miller's sense that she "accomplished something in terms of the First Amendment"; indeed, I believe that by her actions she damaged the First Amendment and in particular the principle of allowing journalists to shield confidential sources.

Miller does make a valid point, sometimes overlooked in the flurry of activity around Plamegate and the Iraq war more broadly, that we as a nation cannot rest assured that our spy agencies are giving us accurate intelligence about Iran, Syria, or North Korea, any more than they did about Iraq.

However, in answer to Terry Moran's question, yes, there will always be people who, when they see the byline Judith Miller or when they see her on television, will simply say, I can't believe her. I say that with some assurance, because I number myself among their ranks. The damage that Judith Miller did to her journalistic reputation with the Valerie Plame affair, but more importantly with her overly credulous reporting of the administration's claims that Saddam Hussein had large stockpiles of WMD's, is, in my view, irreparable.

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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

George Carlin and Rome on HBO

I watched George Carlin's new HBO special Life is Worth Losing tonight. Wow. If you have HBO, if you have a friend whose cousin's neighbor has HBO, you should see this special.

And yet, as euphoric as I feel right after watching something so incisive, I can't help despairing because I still don't sense the American people as a whole, turning on the people responsible for the terrible state of our nation, the neoconservative cabal intent on exploiting anyone foolish enough to submit to them.

Earlier tonight, I watched another excellent HBO program, Rome. Yes, it's all from two thousand years ago, but the echoes in our present political situation give pause to any serious student of history. George W. Bush fancies himself a modern-day Gaius Julius Cæsar, but in fact he is more of a Nero, fiddling while Baghdad burns, fiddling while New Orleans drowns, just fiddling while Washington becomes his own private Neverland Ranch.

There's an image: Michael Jackson as emperor of Rome. For that matter, how about Michael Jackson for President of the United States? He's just as qualified as George W. Bush! True, Bush was governor of Texas, but Jacko wins in the "sincere, committed Christian" column. I would also have to give Jacko the edge on "contact with reality."

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Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Do spammers take Christmas off?

My e-mail passes through several layers of spam filtration, kind of like a Brita pitcher. The first line of defense is a massive array of known spamhausen who are not permitted to talk to my server at all. After winding through a few more layers, we finally reach the last hurdle, the anti-spam software on my home computer. Less than 1% of spam attempts make it that far; although they are fiercely determined, spammers are also mostly too stoopid to get legitimate work.

I've noticed the last few days, though, that my spam has dropped to almost unprecedented levels. Going back through my server logs, though, the raw spam volume spiked about 3 weeks before Christmas, and is still running well above pre-Thanksgiving levels. All I've seen in the last week are a couple of "phishing" attempts against non-existent EBay and PayPal accounts, a couple of indecipherable ads in Russian (Я не говорю по Русский!), an unusually up-front plea from a Nigerian woman to help smuggle her husband's illegal slush fund out of the country before the police find it, two penny-stock pump-and-dump scams, and a partridge in a pear tree, but the spammers keep running at my front gate like tortured lemmings into a Cuisinart.

It leads me to suspect that the spammers who are better at evading the front-line defenses have taken a holiday. I'd be happy to sponsor them on a permanent holiday at "Club Fed" (Mmm-BOP, indeed!), but they probably wouldn't fall for that unless I disguised it as a vacation timeshare. "Come sail through the Love Canal!" Yeah, that's the ticket!

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Monday, December 26, 2005

Don't call Bush a racist

Yesterday's special Christmas edition of NBC's Meet the Press highlighted a sound bite from an interview with Alleged President Bush on 2005-12-12:
Somebody I heard, you know, a couple of people, you know, said, Bush didn't respond because of race, because he's a racist, or alleged that. That is absolutely wrong, and I reject that. Frankly that's the kind of thing that, you can call me anything you want, but do not call me a racist.
Very well, Mr. Alleged President, I will call you several things, but not a racist.

George W. Bush is:
  • a liar
  • immoral
  • unethical
  • elitist
  • stupid
  • crazy
  • a drug addict
  • a hypocrite
  • an insincere Christian
  • a classic schoolyard bully
However, George W. Bush is not a racist. He does not hate black people. It isn't even that he doesn't care about black people. The simple reality is that George W. Bush doesn't care about poor people.

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Sunday, December 25, 2005

Reformatting the archives

For your convenience and enjoyment, The Third Path archives have been reformatted. Previously, each week's postings were recounted in full on a separate archive page. Now, each archive page contains a full month's worth, but only the titles. The title of each post links to the full text. That should make it easier to refer back to an old article.

Existing links to specific articles are unchanged, but if you bookmarked a full week's posts in the archives, those links will no longer work.

Oh, and Happy חנכה, Merry Christmas, and (one day in advance) Blessed Kwanzaa!

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Saturday, December 24, 2005

Merry War on Christmas

Merry War on Christmas to all, and especially to Bill O'Reilly and the whole Fox News propaganda team, سلا and שָׁלוֹם.

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Thursday, December 22, 2005

Mr. President, will you PLEASE rotate the LA/MS NG back home?

Mr. President,

I am writing this open letter to you while watching ABC News Nightline. Specifically, I'd like to focus on the segment about the conditions in parts of New Orleans. It is no great secret that I hold you in the same high esteem in which the people of New Orleans hold Michael Brown, but it just seems to me that it would be such a simple and obvious gesture of good faith to rotate the Louisiana and Mississippi National Guard units out of Iraq back home so that they can participate in the rebuilding. Instead of fighting insurgents in Fallujah, the LANG should be building temporary housing in the 9th Ward and then organizing volunteers to build schools and stores and levees. If the 9th Ward isn't ready to be rebuilt, then let's get the ACOE in there to build better levees or re-route the Mississippi out the Atchafalaya or fesquilate the enchironicas with the fastapoozle — we're the goddamned You-knighted States of America, goddammit! We'll do whatever the hell it takes to rebuild Nawlins, on the double, mister!

Why in the name of الله haven't you announced that the Katrina/Rita/Wilma area National Guard units are going home? Is it possible that you're doing "a heckuva job" yourself?

Sincerely,
Lincoln Madison

P.S. To any Republicans reading this, can you at least acknowledge that I honestly do think that George W. Bush is no better at his job than Michael Brown was at his? That doesn't make me crazy and it doesn't make me unpatriotic, but that is without exaggeration my view.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Juxtaposition

In today's San Francisco Chronicle, the "Entertainment Report" contains three headlines, with a perhaps unintended meaning from their juxtaposition. Pop star Britney Spears is suing a magazine for claiming that she and her husband made a sex tape. Hawaiian singer Don Ho is recuperating after heart surgery. British pop star Boy George had his trial on drug charges postponed to February. Here are the headlines as they appeared:
  • Spears sues Us Weekly for libel
  • Ho's health improves
  • DeLay for Boy George
Well, yes, actually it says "Delay" for Boy George, but I prefer to think of "The Hammer" championing the gender-bending pop star as an act of solidarity.

Happy Solstice. For those of us north of the equator, today is the winter solstice; for you weirdos down under, it's the summer solstice. It's a proven scientific fact that not only toilets and bathtub drains, but also wristwatches and automobiles, run backwards south of the equator. Driving in countries like Ecuador, Indonesia, and Kenya, straddling the equator, can be especially confusing.

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Wiretapping on the NewsHour

Tonight's NewsHour with Jim Lehrer features a fascinating debate between two legal experts, David Cole from the Georgetown University Law Center, and Bradford Berenson, former Associate White House Counsel, regarding President Bush's secret executive order permitting the NSA to spy without judicial oversight on communications involving "U.S. persons" [citizens and legal permanent residents, and certain others] within the United States. A major element in the discussion is FISA, the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, a law passed by Congress in 1978, in part because of domestic surveillance activities during the Vietnam War.

Berenson: The administration has offered several defenses, legally speaking, for what it has done. First it claims that there is no violation at all of the statute at issue, the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, because another act of Congress, the resolution authorizing the use of military force against al Qaeda, implicitly gave the President the power to collect intelligence against al Qaeda, regardless of what FISA may otherwise have imposed by way of limitation. But even if that weren't true, what the President, the Vice President, and the Attorney General have said is that the President has inherent authority given to him directly by Article II of the Constitution to take measures to defend the country that include gathering foreign intelligence, and that Congress couldn't, even if it wanted to, impair that authority or take it away or limit it or regulate it, and that this [secret eavesdropping order] falls squarely within that authority.
The first claim is utterly specious on its face, and would be laughed out of any court in the nation. FISA says specifically that the President and the Attorney General can authorize warrantless electronic eavesdropping ONLY if "there is no substantial likelihood that the surveillance will acquire the contents of any communication to which a United States person is a party" [50 USC 1802 (a)(1)(B)]. The authorization to use force did not "implicitly" toss out that law; the claim is beyond absurd.

The claim that Congress cannot regulate the President's authority to conduct war is equally absurd, especially since we are NOT in a state of war. No declaration of war has been made by the Congress. Furthermore, the administration is engaging in an insanely broad reading of Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution:
The President shall be commander in chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the militia of the several states, when called into the actual service of the United States ...
while utterly disregarding several of the clauses of Article I, Section 8:
The Congress shall have power ... to define and punish piracies and felonies committed on the high seas, and offenses against the law of nations; to declare war, grant letters of marque and reprisal, and make rules concerning captures on land and water; ... to make rules for the government and regulation of the land and naval forces; ... and to make all laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into execution the foregoing powers, and all other powers vested by this Constitution in the government of the United States, or in any department or officer thereof.
It is utterly impossible to construe those two passages in such a way as to state that the Congress has no power to regulate the President's conduct of war.

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Separation of church and science

U.S. District Judge John E. Jones issued a decision today ruling that the decision by the Dover, Pennsylvania, school district to mandate teaching so-called "Intelligent Design" in science classes alongside the theory of evolution, was an illegal "establishment of religion" in violation of the First Amendment.

Judge Jones is a Republican and a church-going Christian, appointed to the bench by President George W. Bush. I'm sure that's all just deep cover for his true mission as part of the liberal conspiracy to destroy Christianity in America, though.

Judge Jones makes clear that the Intelligent Design Movement is a religious, not scientific, movement. The purpose of I.D. is to mask the religious doctrine of creationism in scientific-sounding language to make creationism appear to be science.

The following quote from the actual text of the decision is a bit long, but I think it illuminates the subject quite well. I have emphasized a few highlights.

The proper application of both the endorsement and Lemon tests to the facts of this case makes it abundantly clear that the Board’s ID Policy violates the [First Amendment] Establishment Clause. In making this determination, we have addressed the seminal question of whether ID is science. We have concluded that it is not, and moreover that ID cannot uncouple itself from its creationist, and thus religious, antecedents.

Both Defendants and many of the leading proponents of ID make a bedrock assumption which is utterly false. Their presupposition is that evolutionary theory is antithetical to a belief in the existence of a supreme being and to religion in general. Repeatedly in this trial, Plaintiffs’ scientific experts testified that the theory of evolution represents good science, is overwhelmingly accepted by the scientific community, and that it in no way conflicts with, nor does it deny, the existence of a divine creator.

To be sure, Darwin’s theory of evolution is imperfect. However, the fact that a scientific theory cannot yet render an explanation on every point should not be used as a pretext to thrust an untestable alternative hypothesis grounded in religion into the science classroom or to misrepresent well-established scientific propositions.

The citizens of the Dover area were poorly served by the members of the Board who voted for the ID Policy. It is ironic that several of these individuals, who so staunchly and proudly touted their religious convictions in public, would time and again lie to cover their tracks and disguise the real purpose behind the ID Policy.

With that said, we do not question that many of the leading advocates of ID have bona fide and deeply held beliefs which drive their scholarly endeavors. Nor do we controvert that ID should continue to be studied, debated, and discussed. As stated, our conclusion today is that it is unconstitutional to teach ID as an alternative to evolution in a public school science classroom.

Those who disagree with our holding will likely mark it as the product of an activist judge. If so, they will have erred as this is manifestly not an activist Court. Rather, this case came to us as the result of the activism of an ill-informed faction on a school board, aided by a national public interest law firm eager to find a constitutional test case on ID, who in combination drove the Board to adopt an imprudent and ultimately unconstitutional policy. The breathtaking inanity of the Board’s decision is evident when considered against the factual backdrop which has now been fully revealed through this trial. The students, parents, and teachers of the Dover Area School District deserved better than to be dragged into this legal maelstrom, with its resulting utter waste of monetary and personal resources.
The scientific evidence points overwhelmingly to the process of evolution of species over millions of years. There are only two possibilities: either evolution happened (and continues to happen), or a malevolent God maliciously created evidence of evolution to mislead humanity.

The scientific theory of evolution does not address the great cosmic "Why" of life. Evolution is neither hostile nor friendly towards belief in a divine creator; it is resolutely neutral. For example, it is entirely consistent to believe that a wise and benevolent God created the process of evolution to carry forth His vision for life on earth.

The Bible, read with narrow-minded literalness, holds that God created the earth and all life upon it in a period of 6 days. He created Adam, a male human being and then, as an afterthought, added a female, Eve. They had children who intermarried, somehow producing — in a scant few thousand years — all the races of humanity. God also created every species of life on earth individually and later fit two of every land-based creature onto a single boat during the great flood. If you recognize this mythical story as an allegory, filtered through the limited knowledge and understanding of people millennia ago, it need not challenge your religious faith. However, if you believe the account as a precise and literal historical account, you are led inexorably to the conclusion that God is a capricious miscreant, bent on deceiving humanity.

There are some questions that science is well-suited to answer. Science is very good at predicting the orbits of planets and moons, calculating the forces that will bear on a bridge or a skyscraper, and understanding the process by which life adapts to changing conditions on the earth. There are other questions that religion is better suited to answer. Religion provides answers to the unknowable: Why are we here? What is the meaning of life? What is the nature of good and evil? Science cannot answer such questions.

Science and religion best co-exist when they respect the separate realms of inquiry they inhabit.

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