Monday, June 20, 2005

Okay, what was the Japanese hosteller saying?

On tonight's Daily Show, Rob Corddry interviewed some foreign visitors in New York City. A young Japanese tourist spoke in Japanese, with Comedy Central's subtitles saying

Americans are so dumb. You can't understand me. I screwed your mother, round-eye. She begged for my c∗∗∗ over and over again. I came for the hatred; I stayed for the ballbags.
As I've said before, boku wa nihon-go hanashi mas sen. I caught "America ... des ka ... New York ... des ka," but not much else.

What did he really say?