Friday, July 06, 2018

What the crowd heard in #AgentOrange's #EltonRecords speech

#AgentOrange, a.k.a. 45, a.k.a. Верный* (#VernyyBro), gave his #EltonRecords speech in Montana yesterday. The speech has been widely mocked on TV, on Facebook, on Twitter, and around water coolers from coast to coast. If you read his words dispassionately, they’re just this side of gibberish. But we focus on that fact at our peril, because his audience didn’t think it was gibberish at all. They truly believe that they know exactly what he meant.

Here’s my translation of what Cheeto’s audience heard, into proper #Presidential English. The actual quote follows below.

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