On Wednesday's Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Rob Corddry, one of the "correspondents," played the rôle of an American racist, that oppressed minority group that gets unrelentingly dissed just because of their beliefs. At the end of the segment, Rob's character says that he considers himself "a pretty decent guy" — unless of course you're one of these things:
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- Black
- Guatemalteco
- Jewish (יהודי)
- Roman Catholic
- Irish (Éireann)
- Haïtian
- Pakistani
- Indian [Bharat, as in सत्यमेव जयते]
- African
- twins
- French
- Estonian
- Dutch
- Moroccan
- Unitarian
- Dominican
- Hungarian (magyar)
- Hispanic
- Lebanese
- Lebanese Christian
- Lesbian Christian
- Chinese
- Latvian
- Polish
- Costa Rican
- Penobscot Indian
- Sicilian
- Hmong
- Black Hmong
- circumsized [sic; should be circum©ised]
- fatty
- Tlingit
- Inuit
- Luxembourgian [isn't that Luxembourgeois?]
- Jerry Lewis
- Ecuadorian
- TiVo List Pauser [I'm not using my TiVo, I'm using my other DVR!]
- NPR Listener
- Turkish
- Japanese
- Buddhist
- Sue Grafton
- Greek Orthodox
- Amish
- Belgian
- Mohawk Indian
- Hindu
- Mary-Kate & Ashley
- Puerto Rican
- Gay
- Bisexual
- Lesbian
- Bi-curious
- college lesbian
- Sunni
- Seriously Stop Pausing This
- What Do You Think This is, Lost?
- 4 8 15 16 23 42
- P.T. Cruiser owner
- Nepalese
- Boy Scout Troop 19
- Canadian
- Hawken School Class of '89
- Colombian
- from either Dakota
- Stephen Colbert
- Scientologist
- Hungarian [You already said that! Nem beszelek magyarul!]
- elderly
- Mah-Jong enthusiast
- Hoosier
- Pig Latin-o
- Ephesian
- Philippian
- Corinthian
- Québécois
- Welsh [Gofynnwch I'r Ceidwad am Docynnau Tymor!]
- Highlander
- Narnian
- Jedi
- Australian
- Malaysian
- Danish
- Eritrean
- Mormon
- Greek Orthodox [Gadzooks! Another repeat!]
- Korean (North) [조선 민주주의 인민 공화국]
- Korean (South) [대한민국]
- Newfoundlander
- Terrier
- Navy SEAL
- Jewish (Reform)
- Butch Bottom
- Pre-op Transsexual
- Post-op Transsexual
- hermaphrodite
- Metalhead
- Michigander
- Michiganian
- Kool-Aid® Guy
- Jewish (Conservative)
- Ambidextrous
- Microcephalic
- Homodontic
- Omniverous
- Marsupial
- Jewish (Orthodox)
- Carnivorous
- Vegan
- Jim Belushi
- Size Queen
- Chiropractor
- Jewish (for Jesus)
- Red-headed
- Asthmatic
- Spastic
- Adopted
- Cablinasian
- Ectomorphic
- Hemophiliac
- Serbian
- Croatian [Hrvatska]
- Kurdish
- Pacific Islander
- Aleut
- Albino
- Texan
- toddler
- Seventh-Day Adventist
- Samoan
- Diabetic
- Zoroastrian
- Swiss
- Zambian
- Flemish
- Corsican
- South African (except the Whites)
- Someone who only gets their news from The Daily Show
- Hutu
- Tutsi
- Kazakhstani
- Belarussian
- Ukrainian
- Moravian
- Aborigine
- Oaxacan
- Lakota Indian
- Sioux
- English
- Austrian
- Malaysian
- Mennonite
- Carny
- Bolivian
- Micronesian
- Puerto Rican [yet another repeat!]
- Cuban
- Canadian
- Guyanan
- Guyanan (French) [Guiannois?]
- Tanzanian
- Portuguese
- Toll Booth Worker
- Jordanian
- Peruvian
- Israeli
- Arab Israeli
- Mayan
- NASCAR dad
- Maoist
- soccer mom
- Finnish [Puhetteko saksaa?]
- Druid
- Persian
- Comp-Lit major
- ☫Iranian
- Honduran
- Deadsiluap [I believe you meant to say Daedsiluap, sirrah!]
- listpauser@yahoo.com
- Star-bellied Snitches
- Swazilandian
- Norwegian
- Drifter
- Basque [Non dago kioskorik hurbilena? Estatu Batuetakoa naiz.]
- Paraguayan
- Tongan
- Albanian
- Libyan
- Greek
- Azerbaijani
- Kashmiri
My reply, of course, is that albino Texan Zoroastrians deserve our respect and admiration. It's all part of the Afrospanicindioasianization of America.
Technorati tags: Daily Show, Rob Corddry, Racist, Afrospanicindioasianization, Satire
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