Monday, April 03, 2006
The Gwot and the Elgiis
Kind of reminds me of 7th-grade typing class, where we had to calculate our "gwam" (gross words a minute) to determine how quickly we could qwerty. That particular gwam has nothing to do with America's 53rd state (after D.C. and Puerto Rico), nor with the Long War, the Long Pork, the Global War on Extremism, or the Brilliant Anti-Armor Warhead System (BAT — a real DoD acronym!).
In fact, it has very little to do with anything, except Rummy's disconnection from reality. Hi, Mr. Rumsfeld, it's time for you to go home, or go visit some of your family in Germany, or go take a long walk off a short pier, but definitely get the hell out of the Pentagon.
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