Harry Potter non-spoiler

I received my copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (available at every bookstore in the known universe, and probably about half the plumbing supply stores) with this morning's owlpost, and I can now exclusively reveal this intriguing plot twist: Harry Potter survives at least the first two chapters of the book!! What a relief — I mean, I was expecting Lord Voldemort to finish him off on page three. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to read the whole book. Of course, I'm only reading it to find out how far off the mark — or how close — Keith Olbermann's predictions were.

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