Handy Halloween Hint

A well-dressed protester on October 5
Photo copyright ©2006 Lincoln Madison.

A friend passed along a useful tip for Halloween masks: you can buy "cosmetic sponges" at any pharmacy. Tape one on the inside of your mask, just above your eyebrows, and it will make the mask much more comfortable to wear.

Then you can vanquish the vile villainous varmints whose venal vacuity verges on veridicide — by wearing a Guy Fawkes mask!