Friday, September 16, 2005

The Industry Leader

The Third Path is the industry leader of holistic reality-based fantasy commentary from the delusion of sanity. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will incentivize the term "wanker." We will productize the power of social networks to enable community-wide consensus. Imagine a combination of C-SPAN and South Park.

The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: John Kerry doesn't know how to speak briefly in such a manner as to keep the audience's interest when he wanders through the pretty meadow of some point perhaps obliquely related to the topic at hand.

Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Quick: do you have a client-focused, integrated strategy for coping with emerging schemas?

[adapted from the Corporate Gibberish Generator at, courtesy of The Bay Area Is Talking's pick-up of a link from Jeremy Zawodny.]