College foo-ball silliness

I was channel-surfing yesterday when I happened upon something truly Hokie: the conference playoff game between the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Florida State Semen-holes Seminoles. What caught my ear was something about the sophomore Wide Receiver, De'Cody Fagg, making an important catch that set up a touchdown run on the following play. Of course, what everyone wants to know is, is that "North" De'Cody or "South" De'Cody? Bismarck my words, this is a player who will Fargo as he stands above his Pierres. Minot making fun of his last name is a mark of my confidence that he makes a mean Siouxflé. Of course, if he becomes a Tight End, all bets are off.