The Difference Between Bush and Clinton

What's the difference between George W. Bush and Bill Clinton?

Bill Clinton went into the White House to meet with a woman wearing a blue dress. Her name was Monica Lewinsky. He left an unmentionable gooey stain on her blue dress.

George W. Bush went into the White House to meet with a woman wearing a blue dress. Her name was Harriet Miers. He drooled on her shoulder until she burped him.

Two Presidents, both brought to their political knees, so to speak, by a blue dress in the Oval Office. Two Presidents, so little else in common.