Apparently, I'm now a porn star!

I just did a quick Google search to see if this blog is starting to percolate. Most of the results were disappointing: "Lincoln Madison" mostly comes up with high schools, counties, or car dealerships. "Linc Madison" mostly comes up with my area code website, LincMad.com, plus Usenet articles I've written on various esoteric geeky topics. I'm not even on the first couple of pages under "TV ass-clowns."

However, one entry blew my socks off. Apparently, there is a porn star who used the name "Linc Madison" in a film called Flesh. [He has since changed his stage name to "Roman Heart."] Here's a PG-rated snip from the description:

Next, we see Santoro in a bath lathering up his breathtaking bronzed body, as his boyfriend, tall and sun-kissed all-American pup Linc Madison, walks in.

So now I'm a "tall and sun-kissed all-American pup"? Cool. I was 19 the first time I met someone else named Linc, and I've never met another Linc Madison. I just wonder if this other "Linc Madison" has ever met me, or how he picked that name....